cumberbitchsandwich:

carthaginiansandelephants:

christinaramirez621:

chrismelonibenedictlover:

tundrawoman:

mymollypop:

JAWN

screaming!

I just spit my tea on my laptop…OMG!!! You people kill me!!!! LMAO

Funny as hell!

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!! (I need to see the trailer for this immediately)

NO ONE IS SAFE AT THE BEACH

(via andrewhussiesbosom)

veggieveggielove:

-inspired:

Man Lives on cliff and talks down suicide jumpers for last 50 years

Meet the Australian Who’s Saved 160 People from Suicide

Don Ritchie lives across the street from the most famous suicide spot in Australia: A cliff known as “The Gap.” Most people would move, but Ritchie’s stayed for almost 50 years—saving an estimated 160 people from suicide.

So what’s his big secret? Ritchie wakes up every morning and looks out the window for “anyone standing alone too close to the precipice.” If he sees someone who looks like they might be contemplating a jump, he walks over and… strikes up a conversation.
He just gives them a warm smile, asks if they’d like to talk and invites them back to his house for tea. Sometimes, they join him.

“I’m offering them an alternative, really,” Ritchie says. “I always act in a friendly manner. I smile.”

Ritchie’s house might be the worst real estate ever. One person a week commits suicide at the “the Gap,” the cliff he lives across from. It’s protected only by a small, one-meter fence, despite its legendary reputation as a suicide spot dating back to the 1800s.

But the former life insurance salesman says he doesn’t feel “burdened” by the fact that people are always contemplating jumping to their deaths outside his house. In fact, he and his wife Moya see it as a blessing: “I think, ‘Isn’t it wonderful that we live here and we can help people?’”

Ritchie, who basically sounds like the nicest guy in the entire world, is 84, and has spent much of the last year battling cancer. But, as you might expect for a dude who’s managed to live across from a fucked-up, tragic place, and not become a casualty himself, he’s optimistic: “I imagine somebody else will come along and do what I’ve been doing.” I hope so.

This is unbelievable. This man is such a hero.

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holdmyhandcharlie:

WHY DONT YOU LOVE ME AND MY CHINS? 

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, CUP.

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So I was watching doctor who with my little brother, and look what he drew for me!

I Just tkajstgdetdr :’)

geromytime:

if this isnt the cutest thing youve ever seen you’re really really really wrong

cosmicyawn:

Time is the fire in which we burn.

So the downside to completely fixing fps, coloring, shading (accordingly), and adding awesome effects is that it takes up a shitton of memory - in it’s original size, of course. Thus, I have also uploaded it onto dA because dA isn’t a shit about big pictures (click-thru).

*splodes* This is too cool!

bonermarrow:

Scientific proof that Andrew F. Hussie (creator of the famous webcomic Homestuck) is a vampire and King Louis XIII of France during the seventeenth century.

Thanks to atomic for pointing this out.

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