Sooo I thought i'd introduce my fantroll finally
You are Colten Banquo, your interests include wing beast hunting, writing, and reciting old scriptures from Wallaima Shakesfr. None of them really make any scene to you, at all, but their “Style of literature appears to have scrubbed onto your fingertips.” Although you are a (mediocre) actor you have no interest in role play, and even will throw a fit if anybody inquires about them....
So I broke up with this kid Andrew last year, honestly I’m glad I did. He is a hyperactive numskull who doesn’t know when to quit, In the year I haven’t talked with him he got worse. I was at play practice today and the conversation somehow ended up on Andrew, so I was like “I went out with him once” They all gave me their condolences. V.V
Why is it that when a post is structured like this I read the last paragraph really fast, like someone is rapping in my ear. Except not as smooth as Ice T or as hard as another rapper who’s names all seem to elude me. I read it as fast as road runner runs basically.
The section quartet is the sexiest thing to ever...
Fo reals they shouldn’t be allowed to be this good. Why can’t I be that amazing?
I am sick
and everything hurts.
Leave one in my ask box, and I will write about...
thejellyfishride: Dear person I hate, Dear person I like, Dear ex-boyfriend, Dear ex-best friend, Dear best friend, Dear anyone, Dear Santa, Dear mum, Dear dad, Dear future me, Dear past me, Dear person I’m jealous of, Dear person I had a crush on, Dear girlfriend, Dear boyfriend, please?